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Author Topic: So..does anyone know how to fix a slurping toilet? lol  (Read 2794 times)
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I poured too much reptile peat moss down the toilet..now it's slurping....literally. I can even make the sound for you if you like...lol

Any plumbers out there? I need to go hug my toilet soon...
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Try a plunger sister gurl.  And push it hard, vigorously, several times...... and next time throw the reptile peat moss in the garbage.  ..........  Women!        LoL
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I need that door to door literally to your trash bin guy to come and give my toilet flap service. lol  It has flap issues. lol and slurping issues. lol  The inside of my toilet tank is now a decorative additive to my bathroom.  I'm thinking I might put some freshly cut flowers in there..
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I need that door to door literally to your trash bin guy to come and give my toilet flap service. lol  It has flap issues. lol and slurping issues. lol  The inside of my toilet tank is now a decorative additive to my bathroom.  I'm thinking I might put some freshly cut flowers in there..

You could fix that flappy issue yourself most likely--I have tinkered with my toilet tank before successfully usually.  My sister acted rather shocked by the fact.  LoL

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Try a plunger sister gurl.  And push it hard, vigorously, several times...... and next time throw the reptile peat moss in the garbage.  ..........  Women!        LoL

See, I kind of thought toilets were indestructable...? Is that a word? lol  But I've never made a toilet slurp before...it's kind of a neat noise, but it'd rather not have it with my toilet. lol
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You could fix that flappy issue yourself most likely--I have tinkered with my toilet tank before successfully usually.  My sister acted rather shocked by the fact.  LoL

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You could fix that flappy issue yourself most likely--I have tinkered with my toilet tank before successfully usually.  My sister acted rather shocked by the fact.  LoL

KayMichelle

Kay, it's still slurps every time I flush it....lol LOUD slurping...lol  
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I'm scared to invite anyone over in case they think the toilet is going to suck them right in....
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OOOPS!!! I hi jacked ask a Guy   Sorry Guys    Is everything flowing smoothly in the tank and not getting stuck or slurping there?   If no problem there then you have issues further down with which I haven't tried my hand at yet but who knows  LOL   May need your pipe snaked out---it might be clogged further down or something.   I'm not an expert ---Please get a second opinion---You can rent a snake---for drains too I think.
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That's ok Kay. Us gals hijack the ask a guy all the time. If they didn't like it, they'd post in Man to Man. haha  Truth is guys don't really talk Man to Man all that much. They like a little attention from the ladies. lol  It's the tough not showing as much feelings as us women thing. lol

Anyway. A snake. That's a good idea. Reminds me of a post BC posted. lol  Yeah...I better give that some serious thought. Last thing I want to do is have the sewer to the street ripped up over peat moss. Then to tell people what happened......lol  I'd have to go into hiding.....
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I have another question?

Has anyone ever rented a snake before?  Do you think they ever wash them or sanitize them?  Ewwwww...I might have to put my disposable gloves on before he hands it to me.  Ask him to maybe put it in a bag or something.  This job is sounding more disgusting by the second. lol
Am I going to want to wash it and sanitize it when I'm done with it....and how long is this snake? Is it retractable? lol Does it retract all dirty and gross...I'm thinking this is not the best option. lol

Maybe a professional plunger would be a better alternative. lol or someone paid to hug my toilet. lol
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The auger (snake) I rented was quite long curled around a holder on a stand. It unwound by turning a handle. I'd say be careful; I heard you can bust an old pipe if you try to force the snake.  I didn't know this at the time or I might have had second thoughts about taking care of it myself.  When you recoil it, it has been down the toilet.  I wore goggles.  I'd recommend wearing goggles and gloves. It's been too long ago to remember all the details, but I did snake the toilet, got rid of the clog, and didn't bust any pipes.
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Yeah sis you can try the plunger, the snake, some Liquid Plumber, or even some Draino .... if none of that works ..... here is what you do ..... you light an M80 or a cherry bomb, drop it in the toilet bowl, and flush .... your slurp will be gone in seconds! (you might wanna run out of the bathroom cuz there's gonna be a small explosion) ...  Grin

If you can't find any explosives I have some Taliban car bombs that I imported from Afganistan that u can use.  They are stronger than the Bagdad car bombs I used to get ... probably because of the high poppy seed content ... and u get a little buzz after the explosion. LoL

Now I know where they get that saying 'when the stuff hits the ceiling.'  LoL  <>< <3
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 [roflrofl] [laugh] [roflrofl] [mopper] [laugh]

Y'all are soooo funny! You are really cleaning out my ducts tonight! Cheesy LoL
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In other words...put on my hard hat, steel toe shoes, safety glasses and run for my life after I use explosives...lol What a disgusting mess that would make. lol

How come no one said "a man". lol  Isn't that simpler? lol  Just let a man deal with it, he'd figure it out. lol  My poor dad....he doesn't know it but I might require his services soon..lol  Then he'll make some comment about my needing a man around the house. lol  Thing is, my dad is getting quite comfy with Farmville and Farmtown on facebook. He just might not show up at all. lol  I may have to google www.plumber.com.

oh and Honeygold...goggles and a head wrap...lol Grosss.......
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