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And no, I haven't been working on the toilet all this time. lol

I did go plunge it a few times and analyzed if the slurp became any quieter. Turns out my noise meter doesn't measure slurps. lol
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Something else I've been wondering...

Once I get the toilet working...I'm tempted to put the remaining two pounds of peat moss down the toilet just to prove it's working again..that that toilet can indeed handle more of it.  I'll just pour it down slower next time..

 [roflrofl]
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Gurrrll .... if u put more ereptile dysfunction al peat moss in that toilet I'm gonna call the Canadian mounties and have them put you in the Farmville looney farm.  LoL
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Gurrrll .... if u put more ereptile dysfunction al peat moss in that toilet I'm gonna call the Canadian mounties and have them put you in the Farmville looney farm.  LoL


YOu mEaN iN oNe oF ThOsE WhItE jAcKeTs tHaT I aLrEaDy hAvE? THe kInD tTaT KeEpS mE WaRm bEcAuSe I gEt tO hUg mYsElF???
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Something else I've been wondering...

Once I get the toilet working...I'm tempted to put the remaining two pounds of peat moss down the toilet just to prove it's working again..that that toilet can indeed handle more of it.  I'll just pour it down slower next time..

 [roflrofl]

 [roflrofl] [roflrofl]

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Gurrrll .... if u put more ereptile dysfunction al peat moss in that toilet I'm gonna call the Canadian mounties and have them put you in the Farmville looney farm.  LoL

 [laugh] [laugh] *gasp for air*  [laugh]

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YOu mEaN iN oNe oF ThOsE WhItE jAcKeTs tHaT I aLrEaDy hAvE? THe kInD tTaT KeEpS mE WaRm bEcAuSe I gEt tO hUg mYsElF???

 [roflrofl] [roflrofl] [crazy] [roflrofl] [roflrofl] [laugh]

OMg.... You guys are HYSTERICAL!   I haven't laughed so hard in ..well.. 2 days! [laugh]
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YOu mEaN iN oNe oF ThOsE WhItE jAcKeTs tHaT I aLrEaDy hAvE? THe kInD tTaT KeEpS mE WaRm bEcAuSe I gEt tO hUg mYsElF???

[laugh]   LoL  [roflrofl]   Hey gurl that response sounds kinda like someting me would say ... and that's kinda scarey.  LoL  Ha Ha Ha Ha

Pssst ... (HeY sIs CouLd I bOrRoW tHe WhItE jAcKeT fRoM yOu'S sO'S i CaN 'wArM uP' tOo? CuZ LaTe At NiGhT aFtEr TaLkInG wItH mY sIsTeRs I gEt A LiTtLe UnRaVeLLeD.)  LoL
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1.  What's peat moss?  

2.  Why did you put it in the toilet?

3.  Why don't you call a plumber - isn't this why God made plumbers?

4.  Is there a LooneyTunes farm at Farmville because I've been farming to Level 25 and I haven't seen it yet.  
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In other words...put on my hard hat, steel toe shoes, safety glasses and run for my life after I use explosives...lol What a disgusting mess that would make. lol

How come no one said "a man". lol  Isn't that simpler? lol  Just let a man deal with it, he'd figure it out. lol  My poor dad....he doesn't know it but I might require his services soon..lol  Then he'll make some comment about my needing a man around the house. lol  Thing is, my dad is getting quite comfy with Farmville and Farmtown on facebook. He just might not show up at all. lol  I may have to google www.plumber.com.

oh and Honeygold...goggles and a head wrap...lol Grosss.......



 [roflrofl] [roflrofl] [laugh] [roflrofl] [roflrofl]

Ooh, dying... dying... [laugh]

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[laugh]   LoL  [roflrofl]   Hey gurl that response sounds kinda like someting me would say ... and that's kinda scarey.  LoL  Ha Ha Ha Ha

Pssst ... (HeY sIs CouLd I bOrRoW tHe WhItE jAcKeT fRoM yOu'S sO'S i CaN 'wArM uP' tOo? CuZ LaTe At NiGhT aFtEr TaLkInG wItH mY sIsTeRs I gEt A LiTtLe UnRaVeLLeD.)  LoL
yOu 2-- tWo oF A kInD iS RiGhT!!

SuRe bRo! hErE, HaVe mInE!   [roflrofl] [crazy] [laugh] i JuSt hApPeN 2 kEeP eXtRaS oN hAnD...jUsT In cAsE! LoL
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Ah me. The unique one of a kind steal of a lifetime view from a nUtsHeLl.......a slurpy toilet. [laugh]  [laugh] [morning]
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Yeah, maybe you could sell it on ebay.  SPECIAL ... ONE OF A KIND SLURPING TOILET!!!      Just think .. you can do your business while listening to the soothing slurping sounds of the ..... SLURP COMMODE!  This is a once in a lifetime chance to own your very own SLURPING COMMODE CONTRAPTION!  No more boring quiet toilet times.  Your friends will wonder ... what the heck is that awful slurping noise?  You'll be the talk of the town.  No more reptile peat moss dysfunctions.  Free rinsed off used snake included and a quarter of a bottle of bleach (cap missing).

So buy it today before the auction ends!  Buy It Now price is only $1300.00 USD  (plus a measely $450.00 shipping).

(sold As Is)
(All sales are final.)
(No Returns)
(No Gaurantees)  LoL
(free used plunger & half a bottle of Tidy Bowl included)
(toilet will be fumigated & sprayed with Lysol before shipping)
(free instructional booklet on how to flush toilet, lol)
(lid will be placed in down position for all you ladies)
(optional padded seat)
(optional newspaper and magazine rack)
(optional nic nacs to go on tank top)
(optional furry seat cover)  LoL
(all splatter chunks will be chiselled off and sprayed with Windex or Formula 409 .. chiselled chunks will either be flushed, put in the garbage, or placed in compost pile)
Lagniappe:
(free toilet brush thrown in for good measure)
(you can use the present wax mounting ring if u want, just wash it off first) LoL
(free half a roll of unscented used toilet paper)
(free used pair of rubber cleaning gloves with only 3 or 4 holes in each glove)

Be the only one in your neighborhood to have a Slurping Commode!  People will be coming from everywhere ... just to use your toilet!  Smiley
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Yeah, maybe you could sell it on ebay.  SPECIAL ... ONE OF A KIND SLURPING TOILET!!!      Just think .. you can do your business while listening to the soothing sluRping sounds of the ..... SLURP COMMODE!  This is a once in a lifetime chance to own your very own SLURP COMMODE!  No more boring quiet toilet times.  Your friends will wonder ... what the heck is that awful slurping noise?  You'll be the talk of the town.

So buy it today before the auction ends!  Buy It Now price is only $1300.00 USD  (plus a measely $450.00 shipping).

(sold As Is)
(All sales are final.)
(No Returns)
(No Gaurantees)  LoL

 [laugh] [roflrofl] [laugh] Bro... You trying to keep me up all night -strike that reverse it- thgin morning? LoL Or are you just aiming to keep somebody company while they come to terms with their nocturnal cybergenic fellowshippic addiction ?  Cheesy Speaking of which, you've got me beat- hands down. Grin You might as well stay up another hour and you can sing in the sunrise. LoL Cool

 [laugh] [laugh] *gasp* stop... stop... editing your post... Cheesy
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I give up. You win! [laugh] See you later, alligator...LoL

Cheesy *staggers off to bed, holding aching sides* Cheesy
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The Ventui effect & cyclonic sucking action of the Slurp Commode is so powerful that it will suck down other unwanted items like left over dinner scraps, leg and underarm hairs and head hair you've shaved off, termites, ants, roaches, gnats, beetles, bills, letters from your ex, lol, and anything else in the bathroom that is not nailed down.  Get all of your vacuuming done with each flush.

This is your chance to own the throne ... the one with the drone.  Be the Queen (or King) of the restroom as you sit on your high powered and loudly slurping black hole of a throne.  Imagine the power trip you'll be on ... watching the 8th wonder of the world suck everything in the the toilet bowl like objects going in and out of a hurricane.  WoW!  Get yours today!
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The Ventui effect & cyclonic sucking action of the Slurp Commode is so powerful that it will suck down other unwanted items like left over dinner scraps, leg and underarm hairs and head hair you've shaved off, termites, ants, roaches, gnats, beetles, bills, letters from your ex, lol, and anything else in the bathroom that is not nailed down.  Get all of your vacuuming done with each flush.

This is your chance to own the throne ... the one with the drone.  Be the Queen (or King) of the restroom as you sit on your high powered and loudly slurping black hole of a throne.  Imagine the power trip you'll be on ... watching the 8th wonder of the world suck everything in the the toilet bowl like objects going in and out of a hurricane.  WoW!  Get yours today!

LoL That is some advertisement there, brother!  [yes] Me thinks you may have missed your calling in life ...or maybe not. Grin [smilytooth] [halo] I hope you're just joking about that hair though... cause Cool are  Cool just the way they are. [thumbup] As long as they're clean. LoL  Did you ever even go to bed at all last night this morning?  Cheesy
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1.  What's peat moss?  

2.  Why did you put it in the toilet?

3.  Why don't you call a plumber - isn't this why God made plumbers?

4.  Is there a LooneyTunes farm at Farmville because I've been farming to Level 25 and I haven't seen it yet.  

I just might die laughing here.....rofl...

Well Lav.

Peat Moss is something that resembles peat moss like the kind you put in your garden..actually, it more resembles the type in fake floral arrangements but can be mixed with water to create like 50x the amount. Some animals like to burrow in it. Mainly it's for reptiles.  I mixed it like a soup with it settling to the bottom with a few inches of RO water on top; I tried just a bit of it like a thick mud; and now I'd tried just straight RO water.  My little Japanese fire toads much prefer just straight water (as much as the Pet store owner might think otherwise. lol and is now ignoring me when I come in there. haha It's actually just because he bought a $300 fishing rod the day before we got snow...lol).

Yep, they like to float in the water so I put a nice red toque on my head, dropped my boy off at school and went to six pet stores this morning. lol  Now I'm broke but full of aquatic equipment. lol Actually I'm one of those gals that buys too many options and takes half them back. Then I have everything at my disposal to set it up. No more running around.

Farmville, level 25? lol I'm only at Level 15. So far all I've seen are colored outhouses. lol  That's what my son suggested last night as I was plunging the toilet.  "Mom, too bad we just didn't have one of those toilets with a hole in the ground...".....Yeah, cause I'd MUCH prefer that. lol The stench would be lovely in the summer.  "Freshly slurped out" scent versus "what on earth has died in your house" scent.  You only have to pay someone to come use your toilet every hour to achieve the last scent.  They'll even throw in a free party pack of toilet paper :-D

And you see Lav, I put it in the toilet because I believe that if some people can perform terrible things in their toilet, it should be able to take a little peat moss...you know what I mean....lol  I thought toilets were indestructable, literally. lol Really. It was a mess, kind of like mud...and peat moss well kind of solidifies....hmm.....lo l

I'll call a plumber if I have too :-)  I like a challenge :-D We'll see if I can make it slurp louder before it's fixed.  Maybe I can charge the neighbors to view my new slurping toilet...kind of like Ramone's ad, which was pretty good, I have to admit. [thumbup]
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