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The easiest way to clear a blockage that won't clear with a plunger or snake is to pop the toilet off (actually quite easy)... it will only take about 5-10 minutes ... shut off the water to it ... drain as much out as you can ... take off the two bolts on the bottom off ... lift it off (might have to rock it a bit to loosen the wax seal) ... tip it on it's side ... the blockage is usually within sight looking from the bottom ... clear it ... push the wax together (or buy a new seal at the hardware store for a few dollars) ... pop it back on ... put the bolts back on (don't tighten too much or you will crack the base) ... turn on the water ... no more slurping.  I usually wear disposable gloves so that I don't have to deal as much with the yucky cleanup afterward.  If the blockage is down in the pipe, it will be much easier to snake it out with the toilet removed.
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Hey Royal Castle, I am clean ... cuz the Bible study leader's dog Rocky licked me clean last night (then he play bit me and slobbered on my hand .. which I washed off before it dried on my hand too hard).  Then I brought his wife a coffee as she was tailgating with Rocky in the parking lot. (aint I a gentleman? lol)  Then I went home and tried to sell a slurp commode on ebay for a gal that once to upgrade to an outhouse. Smiley

AG:  I like a woman that can cook. Smiley   I've never had peat moss soup but I'm sure that since you made it (and u r using RO water) it must be good.  I think if you threw a few reptiles, toads, and lizards in the pot it would spice it up some. Smiley   BTW what the hay is RO water?  Huh?   Run off? or Royal Ontario? Rueful Odor? I dunno.
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The easiest way to clear a blockage that won't clear with a plunger or snake is to pop the toilet off (actually quite easy)... it will only take about 5-10 minutes ... shut off the water to it ... drain as much out as you can ... take off the two bolts on the bottom off ... lift it off (might have to rock it a bit to loosen the wax seal) ... tip it on it's side ... the blockage is usually within sight looking from the bottom ... clear it ... push the wax together (or buy a new seal at the hardware store for a few dollars) ... pop it back on ... put the bolts back on (don't tighten too much or you will crack the base) ... turn on the water ... no more slurping.  I usually wear disposable gloves so that I don't have to deal as much with the yucky cleanup afterward.  If the blockage is down in the pipe, it will be much easier to snake it out with the toilet removed.

Good advice NewMorning. I've actually watched a toilet get installed...so I could probably do that myself...I'll keep that in the back of my mind..
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Hey Royal Castle, I am clean ... cuz the Bible study leader's dog Rocky licked me clean last night (then he play bit me and slobbered on my hand .. which I washed off before it dried on my hand too hard).  Then I brought his wife a coffee as she was tailgating with Rocky in the parking lot. (aint I a gentleman? lol)  Then I went home and tried to sell a slurp commode on ebay for a gal that once to upgrade to an outhouse. Smiley

AG:  I like a woman that can cook. Smiley   I've never had peat moss soup but I'm sure that since you made it (and u r using RO water) it must be good.  I think if you threw a few reptiles, toads, and lizards in the pot it would spice it up some. Smiley   BTW what the hay is RO water?  Huh?   Run off? or Royal Ontario? Rueful Odor? I dunno.

Hey Ramone..
RO water is Reverse Osmosis water. Some people just call it RO. Supposedly the only kind I'm supposed to use. Who knew a $14.99 pet could be so costly. lol

I have crickets too. I could make you choc covered crickets...might actually be good. haha
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I just might die laughing here.....rofl...

Well Lav.

Peat Moss is something that resembles peat moss like the kind you put in your garden..actually, it more resembles the type in fake floral arrangements but can be mixed with water to create like 50x the amount. Some animals like to burrow in it. Mainly it's for reptiles.  I mixed it like a soup with it settling to the bottom with a few inches of RO water on top; I tried just a bit of it like a thick mud; and now I'd tried just straight RO water.  My little Japanese fire toads much prefer just straight water (as much as the Pet store owner might think otherwise. lol and is now ignoring me when I come in there. haha It's actually just because he bought a $300 fishing rod the day before we got snow...lol).

Yep, they like to float in the water so I put a nice red toque on my head, dropped my boy off at school and went to six pet stores this morning. lol  Now I'm broke but full of aquatic equipment. lol Actually I'm one of those gals that buys too many options and takes half them back. Then I have everything at my disposal to set it up. No more running around.

Farmville, level 25? lol I'm only at Level 15. So far all I've seen are colored outhouses. lol  That's what my son suggested last night as I was plunging the toilet.  "Mom, too bad we just didn't have one of those toilets with a hole in the ground...".....Yeah, cause I'd MUCH prefer that. lol The stench would be lovely in the summer.  "Freshly slurped out" scent versus "what on earth has died in your house" scent.  You only have to pay someone to come use your toilet every hour to achieve the last scent.  They'll even throw in a free party pack of toilet paper :-D

And you see Lav, I put it in the toilet because I believe that if some people can perform terrible things in their toilet, it should be able to take a little peat moss...you know what I mean....lol  I thought toilets were indestructable, literally. lol Really. It was a mess, kind of like mud...and peat moss well kind of solidifies....hmm.....lo l

I'll call a plumber if I have too :-)  I like a challenge :-D We'll see if I can make it slurp louder before it's fixed.  Maybe I can charge the neighbors to view my new slurping toilet...kind of like Ramone's ad, which was pretty good, I have to admit. [thumbup]


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I would just let it slurp and consider it background noise and if someone comes over then just tell them it is part of the ambiance.  lol
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LOL You two are too funny! lol I'll supply a fresh weekly batch of flowers to grow in the back of the tank too! haha Seeing as how it as to stay open now..
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Hey Royal Castle, I am clean ... cuz the Bible study leader's dog Rocky licked me clean last night (then he play bit me and slobbered on my hand .. which I washed off before it dried on my hand too hard).  Then I brought his wife a coffee as she was tailgating with Rocky in the parking lot. (aint I a gentleman? lol)  Then I went home and tried to sell a slurp commode on ebay for a gal that once to upgrade to an outhouse. Smiley  [silence]  [fly] [laugh]

AG:  I like a woman that can cook. Smiley  I've never had peat moss soup but I'm sure that since you made it (and u r using RO water) it must be good.  I think if you threw a few reptiles, toads, and lizards in the pot it would spice it up some. Smiley   BTW what the hay is RO water?  Huh?   Run off? or Royal Ontario? Rueful Odor? I dunno.

  [teardrop] I confess! I burned the dinner last night!  [crybaby] But... it was because I was having way too much fun on here... [laugh] [laugh]


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I would just let it slurp and consider it background noise and if someone comes over then just tell them it is part of the ambiance.  lol

 The serenade of the sweet slurp.... ♪♫♪ to the ears in the business room... ...where it's all happening... [laugh]

Quote from: Archiegirl on Late October, last year
LOL You two are too funny! lol I'll supply a fresh weekly batch of flowers to grow in the back of the tank too! haha Seeing as how it as to stay open now..

Ooh, flowers too?? I may never move out! [roflrofl] [laugh] Clapper
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LoL DS ... Yeah back ground ambience a la peat moss.  LoL

Castle:  If I had a gal that really loved me and she burned our dinner I would just go spray a dry chemical fire extinguisher on the food and go back to the loving part.  LoL

You know, "Livin' on love, buyin' on time, without somebody life just ain't worth a dime." Smiley

AG:  Yeah ... chocolate covered crickets sounds really tastey... high protein... and we could use the leftovers for fish bait.   Grin   LoL
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LoL DS ... Yeah back ground ambience a la peat moss.  LoL

Castle:  If I had a gal that really loved me and she burned our dinner I would just go spray a dry chemical fire extinguisher on the food and go back to the loving part.  LoL Cry... [blueheart]...Cheesy
 
You know, "Livin' on love, buyin' on time, without somebody life just ain't worth a dime." Smiley...  [smilytooth] [halo]

AG:  Yeah ... chocolate covered crickets sounds really tastey... high protein... and we could use the leftovers for fish bait.   Grin   LoL

Yeah, AG--- at least they'd actually still have chocolate on them... unlike the PeAnUtS.  Grin LoL
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Hey....God must have toilet fixing angels because I just woke up from my nap and flushed the toilet twice (just to make sure I wasn't seeing things or getting my hopes up) and it flushed completely normal BOTH times!!! The little flapper even went down.

I seriously ignored this issue today. lol Really.  I think someone was praying for my toilet :-)
See God even cares about our crappy crappers too :-)  Yes, Ramone, I said a bad word. lol
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Well there goes the ambiance.  Seriously though, glad your toilet fixed itself.   [thumbup]
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Well there goes the ambiance.  Seriously though, glad your toilet fixed itself.   [thumbup]

Well it might still be a touch loud but it could just be that I'm actually listening for it now. lol  Kind of like the weird sounds we hear if we really listen to our vehicles while we drive...when the music isn't cranked. lol

What do you think? Go for the other two lbs, see if the toilet will handle it??
hahahaha
jk.  I'm very grateful that Mr. Crapper invented the toilet and that mine is working :-)
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Hey....God must have toilet fixing angels because I just woke up from my nap and flushed the toilet twice (just to make sure I wasn't seeing things or getting my hopes up) and it flushed completely normal BOTH times!!! The little flapper even went down.

I seriously ignored this issue today. lol Really.  I think someone was praying for my toilet :-)
See God even cares about our crappy crappers too :-)  Yes, Ramone, I said a bad word. lol


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