Fortune cookie message: " If man too busy making fortune, somebody steal his cooky."   

Accident: Condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. 

Filing cabinet: Where things get lost alphabetically. LoL

Cheese: Milk's leap towards immortality. 

Blue....I just love these contributions.  They are so clever. 

That reminds me of the statement, "Don't confuse me with the facts!"  LoL

A man shared some wisdom with me tonight about time and money .. He too has been around the block a few times and so I recognized the value of the wisdom right away.  We value money so much .. but time is valuable.

Yes HG .... this is also wisdom ... He that gives to the poor, lends to the Lord.  Many times it seems those in need that we give to do not remember the charity ... but God does.

Hey TBC! Nice to see you back sis.

I juz wanna share sum wizdum.  People stuff.  When you understand people then life doesn't surpize and overwhelm you so much.  

Peeps can bring you and they can let you down.  Not speaking of anyone on here but sometimes peeps will praise you and sometime the same ones will criticize you .. sometimes fairly, sometimes unfairly.  The tongue is an unruly evil.  Women and men.

They will say stuff like "You are too much this or that."  What is interesting about people is that usually the ones that dish it out are the ones that can't take it.  They can spout out a criticism of me and I take it like a man .. but if I criticize him or her then they want to run and cry.

Our egos are so tender, so sensitive .... but we throw out criticisms regardless .. which only invites criticsm in return .. we get hurt, take our toys and go home.

We should be full of grace and truth .. like the Master .. gracious in speech .. finding the good in peeps .. blessing .. not cursing.                                    <><  <3

P.S.  A nuther wisdom kernal:  If you disagree with someone's opinion, many times they will take it personally and get offended.

A nuther wisdom kernal:  People, women especially, don't like to admit when they are mad or upset with you, like it's a sin or something to be upset, so they will be yapping away in a angry tone giving u a bunch of grief and criticism, and when u say, "Are you mad at me?" They'll say something like, "No, I'm not mad at you!  Now listen, you no good so and so, I wish u would stop doing this and that and the other, and why are you so blah, blah, blah and can't u just blah, blah, blah" ... lol ... and 15 minutes later they are done chewing you out ........................ ... but they weren't mad at you.  LoL  

As is the Christian way, we extend love to those that are mad, upset, angry, or frustrated with us.  (but first give them some time to cool off, lol)

  I confess... I had to google that one. Wow, what a word...


An expert is somebody who is more than 50 miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides.   

An old timer is a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences-- some of them true.   

A college student is one who has learned to write home for money in 3 or 4 languages.