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« Reply #15 on: Mid-November, last year »
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Quote from: SUNSHINE1963 on Mid-November, last year
Yea...that is ONE way to put it!!!


Tee Hee!!!!!

Life is way to short to not laugh...and to let every little thing bother you........and if someone wants to use me in a joke..and it make people laugh.....then GO for it!!!!   

They could start is...the fat girl with the blue shirt on.......

but wait..someone might think they are talking about ALL women in blue shirts....oh man...
Ok...Shelby who is the fat girl with the blue shirt.....OH WAIT......there might be other people put there with the name Shelby.......hmmmmmmmm.. .....

OK..the Bear..wait the is bad mouthing animals....hmmmmmmm

OK

I CLOSE THE HUMOR SECTION OF THIS FOURM, SINCE THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL JOKE WITHOUT BOTHERING SOMEONE ONE..............

SUNNY


 Cheesy You funny, Sunny.  Cool
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Quote from: RAMONE on Mid-November, last year
Yes BG, I'll have one of my servants pick you up in the limo-camel.  When you come to the door of the Bat Cave tell the the doorman this:  The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.  Then he will escort you in to the Rosama Room where the party is.  Casual desert attire.  :-)

Cordially Yours,

Rosama Been Hiding


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Heh heh.... zowy The explanation for the face after all... and here I was thinking it was Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. Well... that just goes to show how little I know... [roflrofl]  Didn't somebody say something about you can hide but you can't run? LoL  For more information on how to accomplish a complete revelation and exposure and secure a spot for your mug in the front page news, see Trials Risks and Rights in the USA Today. Step right up folks, because it's a humdinger!
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Quote from: MUSICLVR32 on Mid-November, last year
That reminds me of a song I learned while I was growing up.

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
NOthing, nothing, all day long.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
How do you like my nothing song?

Same song second verse
A little bit louder and a whole lot worse.

(Repeat first four lines of song, then substitute the word "second" in the fifth line with the word "third".  Continue repeating the song changing only the verse number in the fifth line.  Increase the volume as each verse is sung.)

This song was very irritating to my parents when my sister and I sang it while traveling on long trips.  Does this mean that nothing can be worse than something?  If so, then we better drop the "nothing" idea and get back to discussing "something" again.

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MusicLover ♪♫♪♫♪ that was 2 funny! For some reason it reminded me of "sitting on the dock of the bay, watching the tides roll away... Sitting on the dock of the bay, wasting time..." Cheesy Glen Campbell version... Cool
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Buffalo, New York:  Enraged bear rushes in Buffalo bar room with big baseball bat, goes postal, and starts swinging at things.  LoL  He said he was offended because someone called him Pronto.  Not only did he break beer bottles with the big baseball bat, but he hit a deer, a shetland pony, and a chipmunk and knocked them off their bar stools.  Monkeys wearing paramedic outfits were bandaging wounds and picking glass shards out of the animals fur.

Then the bear (a politician from Chicago) threw the bat down (an autographed Chicago Cub slugger), pulled out an Uzzi and popped a cap in a buffalo sitting nearby who was just minding his own business eating complimentary peanuts.  The bartender said the bear might need some anger management classes.  The bear's antelope attorney had no statement after he had been severely beaten and shot also by the bear.  The buffalo and the antelope are in the stable in stable condition.  The deer, pony, and chipmunk have recovered and are grazing in the bar's flower garden.  :-)
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Now that was beary funny.. [laugh]

Quote from: MUSICLVR32 on Mid-November, last year
That reminds me of a song I learned while I was growing up.

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
NOthing, nothing, all day long.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
How do you like my nothing song?

Same song second verse
A little bit louder and a whole lot worse.

(Repeat first four lines of song, then substitute the word "second" in the fifth line with the word "third".  Continue repeating the song changing only the verse number in the fifth line.  Increase the volume as each verse is sung.)

This song was very irritating to my parents when my sister and I sang it while traveling on long trips.  Does this mean that nothing can be worse than something?  If so, then we better drop the "nothing" idea and get back to discussing "something" again.

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Quote from: JLB1206 on Mid-November, last year
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] NOTHING....do you think we could handle nothing? LOL!  [wink]

Wasn't there a movie with:

"You want the truthnothing? You can't handle the truthnothing!

With all the amendments and deletions in the past few threads, new people are gonna think our "elevators don't go to the top floor".
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Quote from: NewMorning on Mid-November, last year
Wasn't there a movie with:

"You want the truthnothing? You can't handle the truthnothing!

With all the amendments and deletions in the past few threads, new people are gonna think our "elevators don't go to the top floor".


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Quote from: RAMONE on Mid-November, last year
Buffalo, New York:  Enraged bear rushes in Buffalo bar room with big baseball bat, goes postal, and starts swinging at things.  LoL  He said he was offended because someone called him Pronto.  Not only did he break beer bottles with the big baseball bat, but he hit a deer, a shetland pony, and a chipmunk and knocked them off their bar stools.  Monkeys wearing paramedic outfits were bandaging wounds and picking glass shards out of the animals fur.

Then the bear (a politician from Chicago) threw the bat down (an autographed Chicago Cub slugger), pulled out an Uzzi and popped a cap in a buffalo sitting nearby who was just minding his own business eating complimentary peanuts.  The bartender said the bear might need some anger management classes.  The bear's antelope attorney had no statement after he had been severely beaten and shot also by the bear.  The buffalo and the antelope are in the stable in stable condition.  The deer, pony, and chipmunk have recovered and are grazing in the bar's flower garden.  :-)


 zowy [thinking]...... I might have to agree with the bartender.  [pray]

Nice to know the critters recovered. :-)

 And speaking of gardens...

"Flowers leave some of their fragrance in the hand that bestows them." ....

"Each flower is a soul opening out into nature."....

"The greatest gift of the garden is the restoration of the five senses."
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