Oh My Love - Where Art Thou?

[NEWMERCIES]

This is all I can say for now....

[RAMONE]

Where are you my love?  Where do you reside?  Are you at the Hilton?  Are you at home?  Or are you sleeping in a pick em up truck in the Wally World parking lot?  

How long will I have to pursue until I find you. How long?  Ok, I will keep looking .... more Halos, more Hugs, more messages, more email, more phone calls, more text messages .... whatever it takes ... cuz the doctor of luv ... can feel your pain ... and has the medicine that you need.  ...............  <3  
                                     <><  <3  <3  <3
Of these three .......... the greatest is love.

[JLB1206]

Usually when a man sits on a lady's hand its cause he's tryin' to keep her from runnin' away.....well at least that's my story.....no need to fret.   Now Senior I do believe your true love will never run away. HarK! is that her voice yonder singin' yer praiz?

My love looks into my eyes ....... and says nothing because she's mesmerized.     When she finds the words to say, she says, gently, softly, lovingly .... You're sitting on my hand.  As I apologize she easily forgives and wishes to stay and sit with me and look at the sky and all of God's creation (since we could not find the remote).  Then she says, How nice it is just to sit here... just the three of us ... Me and You and a dog named Boo.

Did you feed Boo?  No, maybe that's why he's chasing that cat. 
                                 <><   <3  <3  <3

[NEWMERCIES]

Tell him JLB, all will be okay.

[RAMONE]

Ohhh..... Ohhh..... Ohhhhh.....  My Love!  My heart aches for thee.  Either that or I have an acute attack of bursitis or maybe gouty arthritis.  I dunno.  It's hard to diagnose yourself when you are going through the throes of love deprivation..... or maybe it's the Mexican food I ate.  Have you ever felt like the refried beans that you ate were actually Mexican jumping beans?  Makes ya feel kinda jumpy.  Sort of.  Kinda, sort of, maybe.
                                    <><   <3  <3  <3

[AMAZINGDAUGHTER]

Oh dear Ramone.,

Well my brother I feel it is time for you to write a book or a   comedy cause you sure do have a wow sense of humour
love ya bro
love Ann

[RAMONE]

Hi AD, t/y and all y'all for blessing this boy.

Doggone it I wish Boo wouldn't have run off like that!  I miss that ole dog.

HG how ya gonna dance wif dat bum knee gal?

Ok I'm a gonna write a new song called the "Where Art Thou Shuffle".  It'll go something like this:  You've got to move to the left right and do the where art thou Shuffle.

I'll write a song about love also:  This thing, called love, I just, can't handle it, This thing, called love, I must, get around to it.  I ain't ready, Crazy little thing called love.

JLB - You think I can trust her to sit on her own hand?  <><

[RAMONE]

When my love sees me she dances, walks, jumps, runs ... she can even punt, pass, and kick!  She has a move that even Bret Farve would envy.   My love could we run some of the pass plays during half time?

My love where art thou?  My heart longs for thee.  The evening is approaching.  Art thou still buying shoes?  And I'm getting a Charlie horse sitting in this truck.  Did you get caught shoplifting? lol  Or did you steal the store detective's heart also?  Oh plz, plz my dearest, my prize, remind me to bring a pillow next time we go shoe shopping, this armrest is just not cutting it.  And BTW could you get me some Monster energy drinks while yer in there?  <3  <3  <3  <><


 

[NIGHT_SONG]

Ohhh..... Ohhh..... Ohhhhh.....  My Love!  My heart aches for thee.  Either that or I have an acute attack of bursitis or maybe gouty arthritis.  I dunno.  It's hard to diagnose yourself when you are going through the throes of love deprivation..... or maybe it's the Mexican food I ate.  Have you ever felt like the refried beans that you ate were actually Mexican jumping beans?  Makes ya feel kinda jumpy.  Sort of.  Kinda, sort of, maybe.
                                    <><   <3  <3  <3

you might want to try that pepcid you were telling me about .... just a wee suggestion ... tryin' to be helpful... btw, have you looked in an igloo for your love?

[STEVE1126]

Oh my love - Where art thou?  Art thou hiding in a nook or a cranny?  Art thou looking for me as I look for you?  Where art thou fair maiden?  My heart is weary with waiting.  What shall I do?  Shall I continue to seek?  Or just go practice my guitar some more?

Come out.  Come out.  Whereever you are.  Speak to me.

                        ~   <><   ~   <3  <3  <3

Are you feeling ok Ramone?

[HISBRIDE]

Give him some strong wine for his heart is troubled and his mind is weary waiting.....

 

Oh my love - Where art thou?  Art thou hiding in a nook or a cranny?  Art thou looking for me as I look for you?  Where art thou fair maiden?  My heart is weary with waiting.  What shall I do?  Shall I continue to seek?  Or just go practice my guitar some more?

Come out.  Come out.  Whereever you are.  Speak to me.

                        ~   <><   ~   <3  <3  <3

Are you feeling ok Ramone?

[SUNSHINE1963]

Ramone says he needs......





and a.....

Well if he drinks the

He will not need the


He will be to busy jumping on the bed..tee heee!!!!!

[HUNNYMONEY]

After reading all of the posts on this thread, I have determined that there are a LOT of people on this site that better hope their company doesn't start random drug testing anytime soon...

[1OF7ANGELS72]

 

[GODS_GRACE]

After reading all of the posts on this thread, I have determined that there are a LOT of people on this site that better hope their company doesn't start random drug testing anytime soon...

ROTF yep, im totally in agreement with your reply ... HG is close to the edge as well, but ramone he should already be thrown into rehab brother as far as i see 

But i have to love the laughs these two clowns are giving me its infectious  to say the least !